What: “Man Vs.”
Where Seen: Netflix
100 word review:
What if they remade “Predator” and Arnie just talked to a hand-held camera for 75 minutes?
Oh Canada, you tease…
A low-rent Bear Grylls goes in the woods to film a one-man survival show, only to have something go bump in the woods (WAY off-screen).
Then we wait and wait some more, through long one-man conversations about the weather and how-to-graphically-skin-and-cook-a-rabbit-on-camera.
There’s a nice moment when whatever is out there flips the game, setting up a bigger, man-sized version of the same rabbit snare we saw Fake Bear Grylls use to catch dinner.
A long hike for a small payoff.